Everyone seems to be wondering why Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let’s have a look at the evidence:

• No Christmas
• No television
• No nude women
• No football
• No pork chops
• No hot dogs
• No burgers
• No beer
• No bacon
• Rags for clothes
• Towels for hats
• Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
• More than one wife
• More than one mother in law
• You can't shave
• Your wife can't shave
• You can't wash off the smell of donkey and your wife smells worse than your donkey
• You cook over burning camel crap
• Your wife is picked by someone else for you
• Then they tell you that  "when you die, it all gets better" ?!

 

They are not happy :

• They're not happy in Gaza
• They're not happy in Egypt
• They're not happy in Libya
• They're not happy in Morocco
• They're not happy in Iran
• They're not happy in Iraq
• They're not happy in Yemen
• They're not happy in Afghanistan
• They're not happy in Pakistan
• They're not happy in Syria
• They're not happy in Lebanon

So,  where are they happy?

•  They're happy in Australia
• They're happy in Canada
• They're happy in England
• They're happy in France
• They're happy in Italy
• They're happy in Germany
• They're happy in Sweden
• They're happy in Norway
• They're happy in Holland
• They're happy in Denmark
• They're happy in the USA

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is !
And who do they blame ?

• Not Islam
• Not their leadership
• Not themselves

They blame the countries they are happy in !

And then; They want to change those countries to be like the country they came from where they were unhappy !